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meoplelikepeople:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

OH MY FUCKING GOD LOKI NO SLEPNIR MUST BE AN ONLY CHILD

If a woman has 5 apples in her left hand, and 5 oranges in her right hand, what does she have?

nevermindmybuzzingcock:

natronik:

No chance of stopping an uppercut. 

pretty good chance of a lawsuit involving domestic violence

ishipjohnlock247:

…. brilliant!!


Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in?

Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in?


“oh yes” by charles bukowski

“oh yes” by charles bukowski